I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
Doing some spontaneous action simply to get attention isn't worth it. Be who you are, and if you happen to catch someone's attention before you hit the grave, then hey, awesome, whatever.
Thank you! Although, I have never been called funny before. People always considered my sense of humor to be quite poor. But then again, I didn’t know that joke back then.
You’re welcome! Well, I think you’re quite hilarious, then again, the smallest things make me giggle. Maybe it’s a bit childish of me, but I find it more fun to smile rather than pout. Ahah, yes. That joke is a winner.
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Very well, are you ready? A customer says to the waiter: “Waiter, waiter! This coffee tastes like dirt!” And the waiter replies: “That’s because it was ground yesterday!”
Aww, haha! Poor customer. You know, you’re pretty funny.
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Yes, I do! Olive, is it not? Beautiful name. I’ve been feeling much more alive. Is that not just… the most hilarious thing you will ever encounter? I am dead, but I can still live!
It is, oh, haha, thank you! You’re a peach. ..Yes, I suppose it is. I don’t exactly understand, but it made me giggle.
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Nice to meet you Olive. How long have you been here?
Nice to meet you aswell, Jacob.. Only for a little while. A week maybe, and yourself?
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Hi, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Jacob.
We haven’t. I’m Olivia, please call me Olive.
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